The party-pest guide

Got invited to a party by your boss which you just can’t get out of? Or that pesky aunt has sent her pre-Christmas dinner invitation yet again? Instead of grumbling away the evening in a corner, smiling politely at the digs and jibes, or worse turning down the invitation, get into the mood, eat and drink, and plan revenge. All you need is a smartphone and enough mischief in you. We show you how to get started:

Get the most irritating ringer

Play a bad DJ

Become a selfie stalker

Show your cool life, in slow motion

Insist on karaoke

Project baby pictures

Make your phone fart

Play call pranks

Sound insufferably smart