Please don’t tell me about your diet
Ghee makes you fat, meat makes you evil, vodka drives you mad, bread is the devil
I don’t eat garlic, said the Italian. Do you have hemp bread? emailed the gluten-free relative. Yes, we love Indian food, please have some chicken vindaloo for us, not too much dark meat, texted the dinner guests. I eat green and yellow food, but not red or purple, said the artist. Have I told you about the interesting effects of nuts on my colon? asked the in-law.